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Tuesday, June 6th, 2006
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7:22 pm - JENNA IS MY HERO.
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7:19 pm - oh if your wondering about the list in the last entry
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look at this fresh list.
93 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter
1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.
2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.
3. Quote Dobby.
4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.
5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.
6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.
7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.
8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.
9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.
10. Make them play Quidditch with you.
11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.
12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.
13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.
14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.
15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.
16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.
17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.
18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.
19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.
20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.
21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.
22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.
23. Pretend you can do magic.
24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.
25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.
26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.
27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.
28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.
29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.
30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"
31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.
32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.
33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.
34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.
35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.
36. ...hand fliers advertising it to random passerby.
37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.
38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.
39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.
40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.
41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.
42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"
43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.
44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.
45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.
46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)
47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.
48. ...every five minutes.
49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.
50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.
51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.
52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.
53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.
54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.
55. Refuse to be comforted.
56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.
57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.
58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.
59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.
60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"
61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."
62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).
63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.
64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.
65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.
66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.
68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.
69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.
70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.
71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.
72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.
73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.
74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.
75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.
76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.
77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.
78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.
79. Talk like Hagrid.
80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.
81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.
82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.
83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.
84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.
85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.
86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.
87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."
88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.
89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.
90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."
91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.
92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.
93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?
94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.
95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.
96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.
97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.
98. Toss a small handful of fire and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"
99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.
100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.
101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.
102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.
103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.
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current mood:  amused
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7:05 pm - HAHAHA. =]
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hey everyone. i made a new livejournal because im way cool.
now read this conversation between me and jenna and byrtt now.
they are from yesterday = ]
x JeNna x 10: "Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.
x JeNna x 10: dan im sooo bored... so ill send you some funny harry potter stuff!
x JeNna x 10: whY don/t u do us all a favor and die cuase hary potter is gay.go smoke some floo powder u friggin fairy.
Reading things like this I begin to lose faith in the human race.
x JeNna x 10: Hello Muscle palace Rupert's mail address it appears not to be being positively. nya The inside inside the cotton 3 all helped the mail does not see anh ass why .... And reply it entrusts certainly . I language ardency maybe too much without ? It peels anyhow and phyey the use method petty egg it lights and it gives. Only is like thatGoodbye
x JeNna x 10: Lather, rinse, repeat. Got it.
x JeNna x 10: wall of shameee
x JeNna x 10: ps this is from mugglenet
x JeNna x 10: Emerson, I hate this website. my name is emily watson, and i play HERMIONE GRANGER in the harry potter movies. I HATE THIS WEBSITE, TAKE IT DOWN NOW BEFORE I DENOUNCE IT IN PUBLIC!!! Thanks for your time, remember what I said. I have a lot of poser with words now that I'm famus. I have tried reading Harry Potter, and it's boring. Emily Watson
This person sent in about four other e-mails, each one getting progressively less intelligent.
Note: I'm quite aware that it is Emma Watson, not Emily, who portrays Hermione in the movies. You can stop emailing me. Thanks!
x JeNna x 10: RandomCrazy: so emerson, which harry potter character do you think about when you come?
Auto-response from Emerson: tell it to my away message
RandomCrazy: you're killing me... come back! then we can run away together into a forest, and pretend it's the forbidden forest... I'll dress up as firenze if you want you can pretend to be bane and then you can tie me up!
x JeNna x 10: LOLOL omggg about halfway down it says about the sorting hat saying slytherin only took purebloods and then it says that it took voldemort who was only half blood but if youread carefully voldemort in the second book is in huffle puff
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x JeNna x 10: LOL like how emerson was like.. ..........................................
x JeNna x 10: time for some trivia!
x JeNna x 10: omg ... time to start reading the books again!
x JeNna x 10: ttyl
x JeNna x 10: http://www.mugglenet.com/media/photoshopfun/fp-stan.shtml
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Auto response from d rutch for life: schooooooooool
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x JeNna x 10: http://www.mugglenet.com/media/photoshopfun/fp-stan.shtml
x JeNna x 10: http://www.mugglenet.com/media/photoshopfun/fp-mixedup.shtml
x JeNna x 10: http://www.mugglenet.com/media/photoshopfun/fp-newcar.shtml
d rutch for life: THESE ARE SO FUNNY!
x JeNna x 10: lolololololol
x JeNna x 10: i knoww!
x JeNna x 10: i loveee mugglenet
d rutch for life: HAHAHAHA
d rutch for life: I want to read harry potter so bad now
d rutch for life: lol
x JeNna x 10: LOL i just started the 1st book
d rutch for life: but too bad i have to do like 457923753632 b690476904793 math problems tonight
d rutch for life: lol
x JeNna x 10: lolol
x JeNna x 10: for the math packet
d rutch for life: yeah, stupid me waits to the last night to go 182 problems
d rutch for life: lol
x JeNna x 10: lol
x JeNna x 10: yay for procrastination!
d rutch for life: i have this one picture thats funny
d rutch for life wants to directly connect.
x JeNna x 10 is now directly connected.
d rutch for life: let me find it
x JeNna x 10: lol
x JeNna x 10:
d rutch for life: haha!! mine is not that funny
d rutch for life: but i will find it
d rutch for life: lol
x JeNna x 10: lolol
d rutch for life: i just got cat hair in my mouth
d rutch for life: not plesant
x JeNna x 10: LOL
x JeNna x 10: nice
d rutch for life: brb
d rutch for life: lol
d rutch for life: in like 1 min
x JeNna x 10: lol k
d rutch for life: okay i found it
d rutch for life: okay its not really funny but kind of weird
d rutch for life:
x JeNna x 10: lololol
x JeNna x 10: ooh its small
x JeNna x 10: LOL you have to see this....
x JeNna x 10: LOLOLOLOL
x JeNna x 10: THATS SOOO WEIRD
d rutch for life: and freaky and harry pottery lol.
its sooooooo small. haha.
x JeNna x 10: how do people do that
d rutch for life: skill
d rutch for life: one word skill
x JeNna x 10: http://www.mugglenet.com/funlists/103waystoagitate.shtml
x JeNna x 10: lol
x JeNna x 10: youll like this one:
x JeNna x 10: 50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door
d rutch for life: hahahaa.
d rutch for life: lol
d rutch for life: my favorite word!
x JeNna x 10: lolol
d rutch for life: wow. long list
d rutch for life: hahaha quote doby
x JeNna x 10: lolol
d rutch for life: he is the best
x JeNna x 10: 61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."
x JeNna x 10: omggg i so want to do that
d rutch for life: lol
d rutch for life: 11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames
d rutch for life: me brytt and sam did that
d rutch for life: you can be ginny
d rutch for life:
x JeNna x 10: LOL yay
d rutch for life: or dobster
x JeNna x 10: who are you
d rutch for life: ron because i hate harry
d rutch for life: most of the time
x JeNna x 10: whos britt
d rutch for life: hermione
x JeNna x 10: 69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light LOL me and my friend do this in art
d rutch for life: and sam harry!
d rutch for life: lol
x JeNna x 10: lol!!!!!!!!
d rutch for life: i peed myself when i saw this one 37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.
x JeNna x 10: LOL
d rutch for life: 58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi. ... BENJI
x JeNna x 10: LOL
x JeNna x 10: 76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.
d rutch for life: lol. i cant wait to next time we hang out
x JeNna x 10: lolol!!!
d rutch for life: i think i may havethis list printed in my back pocket
x JeNna x 10: LOL I KNOWW
x JeNna x 10: i already copied it onto word
d rutch for life: 74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.
d rutch for life: this one is so ooooooooooooooo funny
x JeNna x 10: lolololololol
d rutch for life: that list really just made my day
x JeNna x 10: lololol
d rutch for life: okay ill be back soon i need to do some math
x JeNna x 10: lol good luck
d rutch for life: but if you see naything else funny send it my way 8-)
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d rutch for life: BRYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO:
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: benji
d rutch for life: OMG
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: PAHA
d rutch for life: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THAT PICTURE
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: ME TOOO
d rutch for life: he looks sizzleing hot
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: 8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)
d rutch for life: mmmmmmmm that benji
d rutch for life: lol
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: gahhhhhhhhhhhha
d rutch for life: me and jenna are talking about harry potter
d rutch for life: lol
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: haha we are to!
d rutch for life: lol
d rutch for life: look at this weird ass pic
d rutch for life:
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: x JeNna x 10: 50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO:
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: you.
od rutch for life: that was pretty sweet considering that word is my favorite
d rutch for life: miss america!?
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: indeed
d rutch for life: 9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.
d rutch for life: lol
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO:
d rutch for life: 11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames
d rutch for life: tellme why we did this
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: LOL i know!
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: i need to go run cause im a fat ass
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: ttyl
d rutch for life: i ran
d rutch for life: because im fat
Oo bRyTtAnY13 oO: me too!
d rutch for life: no way
d rutch for life: just me
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